test please delete

[DaveB]

3 1/2 hours to go, unless the 12:00 meeting gets cancelled again. In which case it's 2 1/2 hours.

One lives in hope.

[SimonMac]

test please delete

Constipated! Need a good dump! TFA.

You?

Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician?

He worked it out with a pencil

Any progress?

#DumpWatch

#tulipwatch

[DaveB]

And that's it for water based excitement for now.

Just the arrival of the Francop (Container Ship, 138m x 22m x 5.7m Draft. ETA in Southampton 10:30.) to look forward to.

[BrilloPad]

[covbob]

Constipated! Need a good dump! TFA.

I had a jolly good dump just after midnight and another this morning. Prior to that I hadn't been since (I think) Sunday and was getting a bit uncomfortable! Much better now.

Another day here.

[mudskipper]

Any progress?

No. Pain in lower left abdomen. Most uncomfortable. Will try a coffee.

[covbob]

No. Pain in lower left abdomen. Most uncomfortable. Will try a coffee.

Ouch...

[BrilloPad]

No. Pain in lower left abdomen. Most uncomfortable. Will try a coffee.

Try lots of water. And go for a walk.

[zeitghost]

In with the hoi polloi.

And it pongs.

[DaveB]

Unexpected present on the garden path:

One dead weasel.

I couldn't understand what I was looking at for a while, it being fairly grey and dark here at the moment.

First time I've seen a dead weasel though.

Live ones are cute

Video: Litter of weasels scramble up wall to follow their mother - Telegraph