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      Mmmmmm...... fudge.......

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        Paris Hilton - Famous for fook all! And she has a mouth like one of the thunderbirds.
        Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

        I preferred version 1!

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          The other Paris Hilton isn't much to look at either.......

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            Originally posted by TonyEnglish
            Paris Hilton - Famous for fook all! And she has a mouth like one of the thunderbirds.
            Spooky - I was looking at her mouth - thinking the very same thing.
            Throw them to the lions - WC2 5.4

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              Three Little Ducks

              Three little ducks go into a Bar..............................

              "Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.

              "Huey," was the reply.

              "How's your day been, Huey?"


              "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey.

              "Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi,
              and what's your name?"


              "Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.

              "So how's your day been, Dewey! ?" he asked.


              "Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"

              The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"


              "No," she said, batting her eyelashes.

              "My name is Puddles."
              Do you think people who pack the confectionary into boxes at fudge making factories tell people what they do for a living?

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                Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
                threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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                  Apart from the slightly overdone sausages, and the missing mug of tea, this looks almost perfect.......

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                    3116.jpg .......

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                      Originally posted by wc2
                      The infamous “test please delete” thread must have cost UK companies about £32261.25

                      Based on 61450 views and an average viewing time of 60secs with an average hourly of £35p/h. 90% of views during working hours.

                      sasguru has much to answer for.

                      That money could keep a criminal locked up for 64 days
                      Pay the local council estate in benefits for 2 days
                      Each of UK illegals could have a single smartie (based on buying party sized bags)
                      Keep Mrs WC2's Shogun in Diesel for 3 days
                      Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
                      threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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