Night all.
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI set out for the Chinese, but caught a whiff of the chip shop (they're almost opposite one another), and ended up getting haddock & chips insteadComment
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I'm having palpitations now. I fear it may be alcohol related. Perhaps we need a dedicated palpitations thread to log our palpitations.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostOur Chinese is shut till May. Did I mention our Chinese is shut till May?
Seriously though, it's a terrible thing. I've got two Chineses within three minutes walking distance - four if you count the two that keep getting in trouble with the food hygiene authorities. It must be awful when your only one gets taken awayComment
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I like my early morning half hour to myself before the family get up.
Came down this morning to find ms#3 hadn't made it as far as his bed last night. He's flaked out on the settee fully clothed and snoring like a congested walrus. His phone keeps playing tunes at him - I've a feeling he's suppose to be getting up for work. I have poked him three times and told him to shift, but to no avail.Comment
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Morning all.
And what a bright shiny morn it is too, to be sure.
Cool though.
And the front lawns are waving at me through the bedroom windows saying "mow me, mow me".
Ho fecking hum.
Sommat to do later.Comment
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Changed my breakfast from porridge to a combination of brans.
The consequent stench is unbelievable.
If I wasn't bored with it, I think I'd go back to porridge.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostThe blister on my left wrist is now enormous.
It's a bit worrying.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Morning denizens
Sunny out
I've gone for a low-fat breakfast today: bacon butty, but no sausages
Once that's eaten and I've drunk my coffee, I'm off to collect the Super Monkey Car!Comment
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