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Actually, here's my plan to come to power.
I'm going to promise every man in the land a man-flu nurse for when he falls ill. I propose to make them attractive and sympathetic. They will bring you food and drink and bring you a damp cloth for your forehead. If I import these nurses from Eastern Europe it shouldn't be too expensive. They needn't be medically qualified, just capable of making a decent cup of Lemsip.
It's a vote winner for sure.ǝןqqıʍComment
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The cat just read my last post.
I can see him plotting a bloodless coup for when I come to power. He's looking at a map now and working out where he's going to put all the collective farms.ǝןqqıʍComment
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I wonder if he'll let me work in the tractor factory? I don't like the outdoors in winter.ǝןqqıʍComment
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Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostIt's time I acquired a taste for red wine. Even in the darkest depths of winter I'm still drinking chilled white.Comment
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Evening all
How's things?
Anything exciting happening?Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Originally posted by Bear View PostEvening all
How's things?
Anything exciting happening?
This is exciting - you're firmly in my cross-hairs in the TPD league tableǝןqqıʍComment
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Originally posted by Bear View PostEvening all
How's things?
Anything exciting happening?Comment
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