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[DiscoStu]

I feel like I've been unfaithful to TPD recently. I've also posted in several other threads. And some of it wasn't even drivel.

Wow, that's a really badly constructed post.

[DiscoStu]

I blame the man flu. It's affected the sentence construction centre of my brain.

[DiscoStu]

Or maybe it's the Day Nurse...

[DiscoStu]

Actually, here's my plan to come to power.

I'm going to promise every man in the land a man-flu nurse for when he falls ill. I propose to make them attractive and sympathetic. They will bring you food and drink and bring you a damp cloth for your forehead. If I import these nurses from Eastern Europe it shouldn't be too expensive. They needn't be medically qualified, just capable of making a decent cup of Lemsip.

It's a vote winner for sure.

[DiscoStu]

The cat just read my last post.

I can see him plotting a bloodless coup for when I come to power. He's looking at a map now and working out where he's going to put all the collective farms.

[DiscoStu]

I wonder if he'll let me work in the tractor factory? I don't like the outdoors in winter.

[TheFaQQer]

It's time I acquired a taste for red wine. Even in the darkest depths of winter I'm still drinking chilled white.

I've never been one for red wine - maybe a light one like a Beaujolais, but not very often. I can appreciate that it's a nice wine or not, but wouldn't choose it myself.

[Bear]

Evening all

How's things?

Anything exciting happening?

[DiscoStu]

Evening all

How's things?

Anything exciting happening?

Hello Ted

This is exciting - you're firmly in my cross-hairs in the TPD league table

[NickFitz]

Evening all

How's things?

Anything exciting happening?

Stu's cat is collectivising the farms.