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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    I feel like I've been unfaithful to TPD recently. I've also posted in several other threads. And some of it wasn't even drivel.
    Wow, that's a really badly constructed post.
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      I blame the man flu. It's affected the sentence construction centre of my brain.
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        Or maybe it's the Day Nurse...
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          Actually, here's my plan to come to power.

          I'm going to promise every man in the land a man-flu nurse for when he falls ill. I propose to make them attractive and sympathetic. They will bring you food and drink and bring you a damp cloth for your forehead. If I import these nurses from Eastern Europe it shouldn't be too expensive. They needn't be medically qualified, just capable of making a decent cup of Lemsip.

          It's a vote winner for sure.
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            The cat just read my last post.

            I can see him plotting a bloodless coup for when I come to power. He's looking at a map now and working out where he's going to put all the collective farms.
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              I wonder if he'll let me work in the tractor factory? I don't like the outdoors in winter.
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                Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
                It's time I acquired a taste for red wine. Even in the darkest depths of winter I'm still drinking chilled white.
                I've never been one for red wine - maybe a light one like a Beaujolais, but not very often. I can appreciate that it's a nice wine or not, but wouldn't choose it myself.
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                  Evening all

                  How's things?

                  Anything exciting happening?
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                    Originally posted by Bear View Post
                    Evening all

                    How's things?

                    Anything exciting happening?
                    Hello Ted

                    This is exciting - you're firmly in my cross-hairs in the TPD league table
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                      Originally posted by Bear View Post
                      Evening all

                      How's things?

                      Anything exciting happening?
                      Stu's cat is collectivising the farms.

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