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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    I have that problem all the time.
    Sleeping with the fish again zeity?

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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post

      My grass now has tigers. However my half hour of digging weeds out of the greenhouse has knackered me so much that I've sat down & made lunch.

      Which was M&S fish, with mash, sprouts, peas, broccoli, pickled onions and beetroot, plus a splash of mayoHeinz Class Salad Cream.

      Yum.
      A good afternoon snooze after lunch should sort you out!

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        Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
        Oh dear

        Have you taken her to the hospital though? It may not be that obvious, but at that age it might take her body a while to re-generate the lost blood.

        Usual symptoms would be dizziness, fatigue and it could be dangerous.
        No, I don't think she actually lost that much relatively speaking - more a case of a little going a long way!

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          Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
          A good afternoon snooze after lunch should sort you out!
          Indeed.

          it's remarkable how few of the things I've had planned have come to anything.

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            Snowing in Bradford. Someone Feck me!

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              Grass is cut. Back is *****'d. Bugger me, that was hard going.

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                Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                Snowing in Bradford. Someone Feck me!
                Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                Grass is cut. Back is *****'d. Bugger me, that was hard going.
                Between the two of you, you ought to be able to come up with something that works.
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  Hailstones!

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                    ... and sunshine. I can see that blasted grass growing in front of my eyes.

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                      Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                      Snowing in Bradford.
                      From my eyrie by city square I am being blinded by the sun reflecting off a solar panelled roof. No sign of snow down here, or even sleet/hail.

                      Someone Feck me! : eek :
                      is that how eek got his user name?

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