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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    TPD fat club anyone.
    I don't want to hear that word anymore

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      Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post


      All the best to Mr. N.
      Ta!
      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

      Norrahe's blog

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        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        Best of luck to him
        It's only a phone call which will probably go like this

        Cloggy surgeon: how is your back
        Mr N: better, when can I start physio
        CS: how the feck do I know I'm the surgeon

        And then we get to play cloggy medical ping pong for rehabilitation appointments
        "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

        Norrahe's blog

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          Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
          I don't want to hear that word anymore
          Nether do I.

          Just as well I haven't scored any interviews as I don't think I fit into any of my work suits and if I do it's a very uncomfortable fit.
          "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

          Norrahe's blog

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            In the clutches of First Great Western...

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              Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
              Guess I was in an angry mood a while ago with that smiley ->

              Endoscopy was normal.

              The specialist took a couple of biopsy samples in colonoscopy and assured me that there is nothing to worry Will be going back to see him in 2 weeks as the biopsy report takes 10 days.

              The procedure was totally painfree as opposed to what the scaremongers say on internet forums The sedative effects stay for atleast 8 hours (well, in my case!). Spent the whole afternoon sleeping and got home around 7 after the final checkup by the sexy nurse. She did not ask me if she could help with with anything else though! Guess she was put off seeing my fat arse during the procedure.

              I am still drowsy and I feel quite depressed (as expected and advised by the specialist) due to the sedative. On a positive note, it is all done and dusted and I think I know what the future holds for me. Get rid of this fecking flab and get fit again.

              The kickboxer in me died a few years ago thanks to a back injury and further diagnoses of various conditions. Thanks to all the medication, I put on weight and blew up like a condom. Time to get my fat lazy arse off the couch and get fit, irrespective of the diagnosis in 2 weeks.



              PS - Sorry for sounding like Suity towards the end!
              Good stuff! Get a bike!!

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                Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                Good stuff! Get a bike!!
                Already own an exercise bike (Static one)

                Got a 25 km/60 min session planned-in for tomorrow evening

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                  Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                  Good stuff! Get a bike!!
                  I need to get a bike. It's the only form of exercise I've ever enjoyed enough to do it voluntarily. Once the clocks go forward and there's some decent evening daylight, I'll have to sort one out.

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                      Morning denizens

                      Bit of a frost out there again

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