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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostBest of luck to him
Cloggy surgeon: how is your back
Mr N: better, when can I start physio
CS: how the feck do I know I'm the surgeon
And then we get to play cloggy medical ping pong for rehabilitation appointmentsComment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostI don't want to hear that word anymore
Just as well I haven't scored any interviews as I don't think I fit into any of my work suits and if I do it's a very uncomfortable fit.Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostGuess I was in an angry mood a while ago with that smiley ->
Endoscopy was normal.
The specialist took a couple of biopsy samples in colonoscopy and assured me that there is nothing to worry Will be going back to see him in 2 weeks as the biopsy report takes 10 days.
The procedure was totally painfree as opposed to what the scaremongers say on internet forums The sedative effects stay for atleast 8 hours (well, in my case!). Spent the whole afternoon sleeping and got home around 7 after the final checkup by the sexy nurse. She did not ask me if she could help with with anything else though! Guess she was put off seeing my fat arse during the procedure.
I am still drowsy and I feel quite depressed (as expected and advised by the specialist) due to the sedative. On a positive note, it is all done and dusted and I think I know what the future holds for me. Get rid of this fecking flab and get fit again.
The kickboxer in me died a few years ago thanks to a back injury and further diagnoses of various conditions. Thanks to all the medication, I put on weight and blew up like a condom. Time to get my fat lazy arse off the couch and get fit, irrespective of the diagnosis in 2 weeks.
PS - Sorry for sounding like Suity towards the end!Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostGood stuff! Get a bike!!
Got a 25 km/60 min session planned-in for tomorrow eveningComment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostGood stuff! Get a bike!!Comment
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