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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostGuess I was in an angry mood a while ago with that smiley ->
Endoscopy was normal.
The specialist took a couple of biopsy samples in colonoscopy and assured me that there is nothing to worry Will be going back to see him in 2 weeks as the biopsy report takes 10 days.
The procedure was totally painfree as opposed to what the scaremongers say on internet forums The sedative effects stay for atleast 8 hours (well, in my case!). Spent the whole afternoon sleeping and got home around 7 after the final checkup by the sexy nurse. She did not ask me if she could help with with anything else though! Guess she was put off seeing my fat arse during the procedure.
I am still drowsy and I feel quite depressed (as expected and advised by the specialist) due to the sedative. On a positive note, it is all done and dusted and I think I know what the future holds for me. Get rid of this fecking flab and get fit again.
The kickboxer in me died a few years ago thanks to a back injury and further diagnoses of various conditions. Thanks to all the medication, I put on weight and blew up like a condom. Time to get my fat lazy arse off the couch and get fit, irrespective of the diagnosis in 2 weeks.
PS - Sorry for sounding like Suity towards the end!Comment
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You know things aren't good when your accountant calls you to talk contingency because you've been out of a gig too long.
All to do with the expat tax tulipe and how to maintain assets in NorrCorp in the most tax efficient manner.
I just wish he wouldn't send me e-mails worded in such a way he gets me in a panic over nowt.
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In other news, Mr N gets to speak with the surgeon tomorrow. Hopefully sign off and then physio and proper rehabilitation.Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostGuess I was in an angry mood a while ago with that smiley ->
Endoscopy was normal.
The specialist took a couple of biopsy samples in colonoscopy and assured me that there is nothing to worry Will be going back to see him in 2 weeks as the biopsy report takes 10 days.
The procedure was totally painfree as opposed to what the scaremongers say on internet forums The sedative effects stay for atleast 8 hours (well, in my case!). Spent the whole afternoon sleeping and got home around 7 after the final checkup by the sexy nurse. She did not ask me if she could help with with anything else though! Guess she was put off seeing my fat arse during the procedure.
I am still drowsy and I feel quite depressed (as expected and advised by the specialist) due to the sedative. On a positive note, it is all done and dusted and I think I know what the future holds for me. Get rid of this fecking flab and get fit again.
The kickboxer in me died a few years ago thanks to a back injury and further diagnoses of various conditions. Thanks to all the medication, I put on weight and blew up like a condom. Time to get my fat lazy arse off the couch and get fit, irrespective of the diagnosis in 2 weeks.
PS - Sorry for sounding like Suity towards the end!Comment
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostIn other news, Mr N gets to speak with the surgeon tomorrow. Hopefully sign off and then physio and proper rehabilitation.Comment
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TPD fat club anyone.
To start after grub club have been and gone next week.Comment
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And on that bombshell, dinner tonight:
Steamed white rice - 1 Cup
Boiled Sweet potato and Yellow mung beans with some basic spices - 2 Cups
Plain Yoghurt - 3 tbsp
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostIn other news, Mr N gets to speak with the surgeon tomorrow. Hopefully sign off and then physio and proper rehabilitation.
All the best to Mr. N.Comment
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