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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Now Mr ms is taking the piss out of my pronunciation of caustic. Apparently I sound like Craig Revel Horwood.

    Next time I'll just leave him to get acid burns.
    Er, alkali burns.

    Much nastier.

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      Just checked into the hospital. All pretest done by a sexy nurse

      She asked me if she could help me with anything else while she is in the room. I said no thank you

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        Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
        Just checked into the hospital. All pretest done by a sexy nurse

        She asked me if she could help me with anything else while she is in the room. I said no thank you
        You didn't order steak and chips to be ready for you after the procedure? Careless

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          Originally posted by mudskipper View Post


          Have just applied a bottle of "Oven Pride" to my oven and oven furniture as per HyperD's recommendation.

          Feeling very excited!

          Will my shelves magically turn silver over the course of the morning?

          Will I be able to see through my oven door again?

          Watch this space for updates!
          Morning!

          Make sure you wear gloves. The first time I didn't and my hands were wrinkled, sore and dry as the sodium peroxide stripped the oils from my skin. It's the best oven cleaner out there - saved myself quite a few quid by cleaning the oven, hobs and extractor fan myself (as you saw last week).

          Just eating homemade Easter biscuits and baklava for breakfast, courtesy of GF#1. Got all this leftover lamb curry for lunch this week - woohoo!

          If the weather warms, I might try and cycle to Wisley airport (disused) now that I know the secret way in. I've flown over it many times (Ockham VOR to Fairoaks) but never seen it up close. Very excited.

          Playing around with Common Logging and log4net and ELMAH - crosscutting-tastic!
          If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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            Originally posted by hyperD View Post
            Morning!

            Make sure you wear gloves. The first time I didn't and my hands were wrinkled, sore and dry as the sodium peroxide stripped the oils from my skin. It's the best oven cleaner out there - saved myself quite a few quid by cleaning the oven, hobs and extractor fan myself (as you saw last week).

            Just eating homemade Easter biscuits and baklava for breakfast, courtesy of GF#1. Got all this leftover lamb curry for lunch this week - woohoo!

            If the weather warms, I might try and cycle to Wisley airport (disused) now that I know the secret way in. I've flown over it many times (Ockham VOR to Fairoaks) but never seen it up close. Very excited.

            Playing around with Common Logging and log4net and ELMAH - crosscutting-tastic!
            Early indications are promising! Bag has accumulated a large puddle of black gloop which I have re-agitated. A tentative dab at a tiny patch on the back of the oven door left a clear patch. Will leave it till lunchtime to effect the grand reveal. (Gloves warning heeded, thanks!)

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              Morning
              "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                WMSS

                Don't forget to opt for the sedation.
                WTAS

                Hope it goes ok
                "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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                  Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                  Early indications are promising! Bag has accumulated a large puddle of black gloop which I have re-agitated. A tentative dab at a tiny patch on the back of the oven door left a clear patch. Will leave it till lunchtime to effect the grand reveal. (Gloves warning heeded, thanks!)
                  This is why I insisted on buying pyrolytic ovens.

                  Push button, wait a few hours and them a quick dust down.
                  "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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                    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                    Now Mr ms is taking the piss out of my pronunciation of caustic. Apparently I sound like Craig Revel Horwood.

                    Next time I'll just leave him to get acid burns.
                    costic vs cawstic?
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                      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                      You didn't order steak and chips to be ready for you after the procedure? Careless
                      The nurse who takes food orders just came in. Toast for breakfast and sausages & Mash for lunch.

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