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Just checked into the hospital. All pretest done by a sexy nurse
She asked me if she could help me with anything else while she is in the room.
I said no thank you
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You didn't order steak and chips to be ready for you after the procedure? CarelessOriginally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostJust checked into the hospital. All pretest done by a sexy nurse
She asked me if she could help me with anything else while she is in the room.
I said no thank you 
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Morning!Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
Have just applied a bottle of "Oven Pride" to my oven and oven furniture as per HyperD's recommendation.
Feeling very excited!
Will my shelves magically turn silver over the course of the morning?
Will I be able to see through my oven door again?
Watch this space for updates!
Make sure you wear gloves. The first time I didn't and my hands were wrinkled, sore and dry as the sodium peroxide stripped the oils from my skin. It's the best oven cleaner out there - saved myself quite a few quid by cleaning the oven, hobs and extractor fan myself (as you saw last week).
Just eating homemade Easter biscuits and baklava for breakfast, courtesy of GF#1. Got all this leftover lamb curry for lunch this week - woohoo!
If the weather warms, I might try and cycle to Wisley airport (disused) now that I know the secret way in. I've flown over it many times (Ockham VOR to Fairoaks) but never seen it up close. Very excited.
Playing around with Common Logging and log4net and ELMAH - crosscutting-tastic!If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Early indications are promising! Bag has accumulated a large puddle of black gloop which I have re-agitated. A tentative dab at a tiny patch on the back of the oven door left a clear patch. Will leave it till lunchtime to effect the grand reveal. (Gloves warning heeded, thanks!)Originally posted by hyperD View PostMorning!
Make sure you wear gloves. The first time I didn't and my hands were wrinkled, sore and dry as the sodium peroxide stripped the oils from my skin. It's the best oven cleaner out there - saved myself quite a few quid by cleaning the oven, hobs and extractor fan myself (as you saw last week).
Just eating homemade Easter biscuits and baklava for breakfast, courtesy of GF#1. Got all this leftover lamb curry for lunch this week - woohoo!
If the weather warms, I might try and cycle to Wisley airport (disused) now that I know the secret way in. I've flown over it many times (Ockham VOR to Fairoaks) but never seen it up close. Very excited.
Playing around with Common Logging and log4net and ELMAH - crosscutting-tastic!Comment
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Morning
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WTASOriginally posted by zeitghost View PostWMSS
Don't forget to opt for the sedation.
Hope it goes ok
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This is why I insisted on buying pyrolytic ovens.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostEarly indications are promising! Bag has accumulated a large puddle of black gloop which I have re-agitated. A tentative dab at a tiny patch on the back of the oven door left a clear patch. Will leave it till lunchtime to effect the grand reveal. (Gloves warning heeded, thanks!)
Push button, wait a few hours and them a quick dust down.Comment
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costic vs cawstic?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostNow Mr ms is taking the piss out of my pronunciation of caustic. Apparently I sound like Craig Revel Horwood.
Next time I'll just leave him to get acid burns.
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The nurse who takes food orders just came in. Toast for breakfast and sausages & Mash for lunch.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostYou didn't order steak and chips to be ready for you after the procedure? Careless
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