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    Klean prep with Cordial for lunch.

    Diet coke for afternoon snack.

    Lemon cordial for dinner

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      Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
      Klean prep with Cordial for lunch.
      As much use as that stuff is you might as well shove it up your arse
      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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        Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
        As much use as that stuff is you might as well shove it up your arse
        I should still drink it to be able to shove anything up my arse

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          Talk me out of giving notice on this god forsaken project
          Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
          I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

          I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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            Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
            Talk me out of giving notice on this god forsaken project
            You don't want to be selling crack in the TESCO car park in Seacroft to satisfy the material desires of your Russian partner, do you?

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              Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
              You don't want to be selling YOUR crack in the TESCO car park in Seacroft to satisfy the material desires of your Russian partner, do you?
              FTFY

              Stiff upper lip SM otherwise everyone will think Suity has your password!
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                Morning all

                No food day today. Only liquids as I am booked in for a Gastroscopy and Colonoscopy tomorrow morning. Hope it ain't cancer.

                definitely no tongues you can't afford it.

                good luck and fingers crossed
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  Originally posted by vetran View Post
                  definitely no tongues you can't afford it.

                  good luck and fingers crossed
                  Thanks.

                  My tongue tastes of Klene prep ATM

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                    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                    Just had another no for a gig interview.

                    Had one last week as well, feckers dragged the response out for a month, only reason they did was that they were waiting for the internal PM to confirm availability.
                    don't wait, plan is to have 3 clients wanting you at the same time.

                    Interview, 24 hours of no contact, then they don't care go on to the next.

                    stiff upper lip.


                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      Originally posted by vetran View Post
                      don't wait, plan is to have 3 clients wanting you at the same time.

                      Interview, 24 hours of no contact, then they don't care go on to the next.

                      stiff upper lip.


                      I know the drill, I keep applying up till my bum's on the seat. Been doing this 10 years and haven't seen a market as bad as this except maybe in 2008 during the credit crunch

                      The market is tulipe and flooded here, in 6 months I've been put forward for 5 gigs (that I know of).

                      One website you can see how many people look at each role, the average is 200, within seconds (yes really) of a gig being posted there are 10 replies.
                      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                      Norrahe's blog

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