And iteration n of the requirements for a 'simple little sql script' for client b is now finished. The most horrendous data munging abomination that you could ever wish to see.
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The house is silent.
The dog is staring out the window, immobile.
The children are upstairs and I can't hear them.
I'm not sure whether this is a good thing or not.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostNothing happening - occasionally see one checking the box out, but no sign of nesting. I think Mr ms was a little over enthusiastic cutting back the bush by the box so they haven't got the cover they had before. Camera is set up and good to go if we do get any tit action.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostAnd iteration n of the requirements for a 'simple little sql script' for client b is now finished. The most horrendous data munging abomination that you could ever wish to see.
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostThe house is silent.
The dog is staring out the window, immobile.
The children are upstairs and I can't hear them.
I'm not sure whether this is a good thing or not.
If not, then best get upstairs and check on the kids - silence (assuming they're still primary school age) is rarely a good thing. They're probably decorating themselves and your bedroom with your wife's makeup or something.Comment
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He's left the car till Monday
Fair enough really - he knows I have the other one, and it'll need work anyway; but I wish he'd phoned to let me know rather than me having to pop in while I was passing.Comment
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Been for a haircut. There are three women there on Saturday, one of whom does a good job without any noise, one of whom does a good job but prattles ceaselessly about anything and everything, and the one I ended up with again, who prattles slightly less inanely but never gets my hair quite right - whatever "right" is; I haven't got the faintest idea myself, I just know that this isn'tComment
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After that, I went to Staples. Ended up spending fifty quid on stuff I don't need, including a pack of ten Staedtler pencils with rubbers on the end. I suspect I bought those simply because, when I was a kid, you had to be a teacher or the Queen or something to have that many shiny new pencils at your disposalComment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostSounds unlikely - are you sure you haven't gone deaf?
If not, then best get upstairs and check on the kids - silence (assuming they're still primary school age) is rarely a good thing. They're probably decorating themselves and your bedroom with your wife's makeup or something.
I guess I should consider doing tea for them or something. I made it clear earlier that it was their responsibility to let me know when they were hungry. I suspect that they have realised that this means "if we leave it until later, he won't send us to bed with no food, and we'll get to stay up later"...Comment
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7 kids in a soft play when I have a hangover, was not enjoyable at all!Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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