So bored I think I might have a go at auto-asphyxiation with clientCo's security pass
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Half asleep today.
Trying to motivate myself to actually do stuff in the house and garden.
Also trying to think of interesting things to do with guinea fowl.
Need more coffee methinks.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostSo bored I think I might have a go at auto-asphyxiation with clientCo's security passWhen freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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My box is getting some tit action again.
Seems I have a pair of big fat tits.
One of them is trying to make the hole bigger.Comment
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostMy box is getting some tit action again.
Seems I have a pair of big fat tits.
One of them is trying to make the hole bigger.
Sounds very nice. Do you feed them on your juices? The ones from the kitchen !Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostSo bored I think I might have a go at auto-asphyxiation with clientCo's security passOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Having quite a productive day today, in an "I have no idea what I'm doing, but stuff seems to be happening" kind of way
We've got a two hour workshop this afternoon, which should help put a stop to that
But the moment that's done, I'm out of here!Comment
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Bramley tree now planted.
Couldn't be ar$ed with sorting out of the cardboard boxes.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostCrikey, just got the permiedom offer, out of the blue!
Gracefully declined, as alwaysComment
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