Bollocks.... if he was my husband and he said that, it'd be my fist in his face he'd get!!
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Bazza gets caught
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Then get yer rumbling belly up that dock caff and get yourself wrapped around a breakfast special.Originally posted by Diver View PostNo, She is in work til 5
she will have prepared beforehand, and it would be fatal to go poking about to see what she is going to do
If you can't eat the "something special" later at home, feign man 'flu and get sympathy too.
Win, Win, Win!
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Sad! very sadOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostWell if she's not there whats the problem - get in the kitchen and make a sandwich! Crisp sandwich...... ummmm
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Hey Chimp...Originally posted by NickFitz View PostRed
You'll be saying you don't fart next
Good thanks, Carling, are you curled up there in your jim-jams?

I don't
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Yup on the sofa watching some rubbish on TV
Bazza gets caught
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I'll take the riskOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostBollocks.... if he was my husband and he said that, it'd be my fist in his face he'd get!!
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There's that sweet Irish temperamentOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostBollocks.... if he was my husband and he said that, it'd be my fist in his face he'd get!!
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Bazza gets caught
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I'm sure she is a perfectly well balanced individual....... just like meOriginally posted by Diver View PostThere's that sweet Irish temperament
My wife is Irish
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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