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    Diver:

    When you're back with your tea, you'll be on your own. I think maybe I should stop and go to bed too.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Night.
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        The questions:

        how many pets do you have?
        None
        what are their names?
        N/A
        do you have facial hair?
        Mustache
        how many pairs of shoes do you have?
        eight
        and what size are your feet?
        10
        how many windows are there in your house?
        Which one?
        and how many are double glazed?
        All of them
        where is the hq of your end client?
        I am the end client at present
        and how many people are employed by them?
        19
        who gave you your first proper kiss?
        Linda Davies
        and when was it?
        some time in the sixties
        when was the last time you went to the dentist?
        Yesterday
        and how much did it cost?
        £39
        have you ever done a poo outside?
        Many many times
        have you ever broken any bones?
        Many many times
        have you ever been in jail?
        No, police cells yes
        have you ever broken anybody else's bones?
        Yes
        have you ever had cosmetic surgery?
        No
        what kind of surgery was it?
        N/A
        have you ever been inside a burning building?
        Yes
        have you ever chopped down a tree?
        Many
        have you ever bought a piece of ikea flat-packed furniture, damaged it while putting it together and then thrown it away?
        No
        have you ever been on an ocean cruise holiday?
        No worked aboard ships though (Navy)
        if so - what was the name of the ship?
        Many (some classified)
        have you ever had a number 1 haircut?
        I have one now
        have you ever been sick in the sick-bag on an airplane?
        No, Been sick after jumping from one though
        are you adopted?
        No
        what is the make and model of your tv?[/QUOTE]
        Which one? Don't know/Can't be bothered to look
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          Goodnight
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            Not another mental case in sight now
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              Back to posting inane drivel
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                A few hundred more post's and I'll hit the sack
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  Have to pick up bricks, sand, cement and wall ties.
                  and I let one of my men take the tipper home for the weekend too.
                  what was I thinking?
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    Bricky will probably moan that it is too cold to lay bricks
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      Should really send a couple of the laborers over this week to dig out all the spoil that we dumped at the back of the house when we dug out for the porch footings
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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