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Seems quite popular, that, in the instructional vids.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostBumhole? You wouldn't want that on the tip of your tongue. Then again, you might. Who am I to prejudge?
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I guess you're not part of the CUK clique.Originally posted by norrahe View PostDoesn't work for me
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It's a fecking 10kg bag, so I spent ages vac packing it into smaller bagsOriginally posted by covbob View Post
Nice work NorPussII - I take it that from a cat point of view the logic is that now you'll have to feed them before it goes off.
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Right, beer or wine, which should I have?
I will however start off my evening with a pornstar martini.
The decision is what should I follow up with.Comment
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Mr N is back at the docs again on Monday to see if he can get some painkillers that don't feck him up so much but relieve the pain.Comment
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Still no SIM.
Lady today says I should have texted 'MICRO' but she has arranged to send one out. Not sure why last chappie couldn't have done that
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Neither today's lady nor last week's chappie had heard of OnePlus.
"What handset is it?"
"A OnePlus One"
"Ah, an HTC".
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