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I should volunteer for the Mars suicide mission, I'm sure this man flu's going to end me anyway.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostCommunicating with the NASA team going to Mars will be like this.ǝןqqıʍComment
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I hate working in London, but am coining it in, even taking into account expenses.Originally posted by Zorba View PostOoh, ouch. So far I've been lucky - I've turned down London gigs simply because once I've taken into account travel and expenses, it's better to go for a cheaper local gig. If the right client comes up with a nice gig though, I wouldn't necessarily say no. C'est la vie, if you want a plan b. Hey, that rhymes.
What are you cooking?
I'm taking considerably more out of the public purse than I put in.Comment
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Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostI think it's best that I wait until I've fully recovered (although that could potentially take months) and then fit it myself.#28400





Well done!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Congratulations, Nick.Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
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Your hard work has paid off significantly. And you must have a drivel:total ratio of nearly 50% too.Comment
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I like the "Two kinds of people..." quote in Cojak's signature.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostYou are most welcome.
TPD2^9 ? Oh! TPD 512!
Two kinds of people, binary, etc. Stupid, stupid me.Comment
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Stop it! If you celebrate every hundred and palindrome, at our current rate of about 1K a day, that's 20 congratulations posts a day, not including people's personal milestones.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post#28400





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I've read that somewhere before.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostShould I have the gold cap, red cap or green cap beer?
Could it have been here, last night?Comment
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My goodness, Stu - are you feeling OK???Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostEvening all
There may be a lack of coherence in my postings today for I am critically ill. I'm currently suffering the dual afflictions of man-flu and a paper cut. I''m hoping the combination doesn't prove fatal.
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I read somewhere about someone who swore blind that the best way to cure a sore throat was to gargle with Jack Daniels. Nothing else would do.Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostAnd half a bottle of scotch...
Shame it's pretty grim, though.Comment
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