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[covbob]

I was looking forward to a lie in on Wednesday which will be day 1 on the bench, said lie in will not happen seeing as Mr N who is the morning person who normally feeds the NorPusses is away this week.

I have been instructing NorPussII to leave me alone till at least 9am, but I have a feeling he will ignore me.

CovPussII somehow stowed away in our bedroom on Saturday night and had to be ejected at an unearthly hour.

He's also now banned from the front room downstairs - our nice new net curtains somehow have claw marks in them, and he's eying up the velvet curtains too...

[norrahe]

Leave food out before you go to bed?

Doesn't work, as NorPussII will eat all NorPussI's food. As norPussII is a greddy sod who eats all his food in one go and NorPussI has adapted to do the same. NorPussI before we got NorPussII was used to grazing all day.

Also locking them out of the bedroom doesn't work either as they have worked out how to open the door.

[norrahe]

Until my arse is on a seat and I am billing I never assuming anything

Wise!

I had assumed you had accepted the dark side offering?

[SimonMac]

Wise!

I had assumed you had accepted the dark side offering?

No, still waiting on full details of the package, the boomed thread was for a contract

[SimonMac]

MOT done

Although seeing as I have a £500 service just before driving to Spain 6 weeks ago I would have hoped it sailed though!

[zeitghost]

It has sails?

[NickFitz]

Did no-one call the police? Or use a jack to break windows and move them along?

Police wouldn't have done anything, as it's private property. Somebody tried calling NCP, but of course they couldn't care less.

The chap who occasionally muttered "Count to ten, John" to himself also opened his boot and looked at his toolkit from time to time, while glancing in a meaningful way at the car blocking him

[Bunk]

It has sails?

No, it just handles like a boat

[norrahe]

Is it home time yet?

[norrahe]

Am fully expecting stupid questions tomorrow before I leave...