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Have you had sex with 2 people from the same family at work (would this count as an extreme sport)Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI don't think so. Say, have you considered having music playing when you go up there?
Just an idea, you know.Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostHave you ever had sex at work before?
not with yourself by the way... or with an inanimate object...
Originally posted by realityhack View PostHave you ever done an extreme sport?
Originally posted by BA to the Stars View PostWho are we giving the 28,000 to? Ladies prorogative? CM
Originally posted by realityhack View PostHave you had sex with 2 people in the same family (not your family, sicko), ie, a mother/daughter/sister. Not at the same time.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostHave you had sex with 2 people in the same family (not your family, sicko), ie, a mother/daughter/sister. Not at the same time.Carpe Pactum
(does fuzzy logic tickle?)Comment
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Originally posted by Zorba View PostI thought 'near death' meant 'life flashing before eyes, light at end of tunnel' etc.
In that case, I woke up on the M6 northbound just past Birmingham at 2am about 8 years ago.
I was driving at the time. There were 3 lanes and the other cars had squished over so we were driving 4 abreast.
Scary. I now carry Red Bull.Originally posted by Zorba View PostNope! Insurance would probably not let me.
Does paintballing count?
Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI don't suppose this is what you mean, but one night on a country lane on my motorbike, I went round a bend to see a van overtaking a car coming at me. I was trying to work out where to go when the van switched to full beam.
I was completely blinded, headed for where I thought the white line was and when it suddenly went dark, skidded to a halt.
Dragged the (stalled) bike to the side, threw up and spent five minutes trying to work out if this was Heaven or Hell.
That's the kind of thing I meant - not the tunnel stuff... I've had a few of those - most recently when I stepped out to cross the road and a bike doing well over 100 missed me by about 2 inches - no headlight, didn't hear or see it. Swore for about 10min.Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostKarate count??Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostYes and I swore I'd never do it again..... real bad idea!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostHave you had sex with 2 people in the same family (not your family, sicko),
I would like to make a confession.
I've been shagging a member of my family.
My father-in-law's daughter. The eldest one.
The one I married, in fact.
Thank you for listening.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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