Have you had sex with 2 people in the same family (not your family, sicko), ie, a mother/daughter/sister. Not at the same time.
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I don't suppose this is what you mean, but one night on a country lane on my motorbike, I went round a bend to see a van overtaking a car coming at me. I was trying to work out where to go when the van switched to full beam.Originally posted by realityhack View PostAnyone had a genuine near-death experience before?
I was completely blinded, headed for where I thought the white line was and when it suddenly went dark, skidded to a halt.
Dragged the (stalled) bike to the side, threw up and spent five minutes trying to work out if this was Heaven or Hell.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Giving....its not Christmas you knowOriginally posted by BA to the Stars View PostWho are we giving the 28,000 to? Ladies prorogative? CMComment
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Football - Playing in goal with a dodgy defence in front of meOriginally posted by realityhack View PostHave you ever done an extreme sport?
Cricket - Batting on some dodgy wickets
Makes hang gliding, surfing, etc seem like a tea party!Comment
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Nope, closest I get is Kickboxing... Have I said I have a fight at the weekend ?Originally posted by realityhack View PostHave you ever done an extreme sport?Comment
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Well thats just alienated half of East Anglia and certain parts of HullOriginally posted by realityhack View PostHave you had sex with 2 people in the same family (not your family, sicko), ie, a mother/daughter/sister. Not at the same time.
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Yes, if you count skydiving, or marriageOriginally posted by realityhack View PostHave you ever done an extreme sport?Carpe Pactum
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This and the 'at work' one only seem to happen to other people. All the time.Originally posted by realityhack View PostHave you had sex with 2 people in the same family (not your family, sicko), ie, a mother/daughter/sister. Not at the same time.Comment
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That seems pretty extreme to meOriginally posted by FiveTimes View PostNope, closest I get is Kickboxing... Have I said I have a fight at the weekend ?Comment
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I don't think so. Say, have you considered having music playing when you go up there?Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostNope, closest I get is Kickboxing... Have I said I have a fight at the weekend ?
Just an idea, you know.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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