Lovely lunch with Dallas. She bought me a chocolate cookie - then told me about her doctor friend who cuts up dead bodies. To aid my digestion.
A pigeon tried to poo on me but hit Dallas instead. I was a gentleman and offered my hankie to clean it up.
Sorry I was not paying attention for the first half of lunch. Behind Dallas there was a young lady with a short skirt showing her white knickers. Probably explains why I was drooling.
We are hatching plans for a non-alcoholic canary wharf lunchtime meet up.
A pigeon tried to poo on me but hit Dallas instead. I was a gentleman and offered my hankie to clean it up.
Sorry I was not paying attention for the first half of lunch. Behind Dallas there was a young lady with a short skirt showing her white knickers. Probably explains why I was drooling.
We are hatching plans for a non-alcoholic canary wharf lunchtime meet up.
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