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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Doesn't a swift OJ involve murdering one's wife & her lover?

    Or am I getting that confused with a BJ?
    I doubt he'll get one of those at the Counting House. Perhaps Kings Cross would be a better bet - NLadyUK should be able to advise.

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      Off to the digs now

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          Mr ms sent me an email telling me to open a bottle of wine, and wishing he was here to share it with me.

          I'm quite glad he isn't.

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            Bit of an embarrassing trip to the physio earlier.

            Changed out of my work trousers, into my jeans before I went. Put my shorts underneath to protect my modesty.

            Get there and remove jeans as instructed. Pair of used pants fall out the leg.

            I picked them up off the floor and shoved them in my handbag. Must remember to remove before CUK drinks tomorrow...

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              Fortunately he's nearly blind so probably didn't identify them clearly as pants.

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                Unfortunately his blindness may mean he has an enhanced sense of smell.

                All that rubbing my back was having a relaxing effect on my innards...

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                  Police car behind me on the dual carriageway. Made the road much more civilised - I could just drive along at the 50mph limit without a bunch of tossers blasting past at 30 over, weaving in and out of the two lanes in a desperate attempt to get a couple of cars ahead by the time they have to stop at the red lights that are clearly visible about half-a-mile up the road

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                      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                      Police car behind me on the dual carriageway. Made the road much more civilised - I could just drive along at the 50mph limit without a bunch of tossers blasting past at 30 over, weaving in and out of the two lanes in a desperate attempt to get a couple of cars ahead by the time they have to stop at the red lights that are clearly visible about half-a-mile up the road
                      I was overtaken by some tosser in a Chelsea tractor on Saturday in the 40 limit from Pontardawe to Neath.

                      Having hared off he then got caught in a queue behind someone even slower than me (40 in a 60 limit), so I followed the twat all the way to Neath Rugby ground.

                      I think he got a bit worried coz he went all the way around the roundabout & started back the way we'd come.

                      I just drove on to Rugby Avenue as I'd intended, coz it's convenient for doing some shopping.

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