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      Good drive back from Wales today - took about 4 hours.

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        I then went swimming at crook log. 3.5 miles away. Hour walk each way.

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          Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
          I hadn't realised that whipping out one's willy like that could be considered courting.
          Indeed. The entire scenario goes:

          Youth: Do you like wine gums?
          Lass: Yes
          Youth (whipping out said member): Well wind your gums round this.


          Or that's how I was wooed in my teenage years.

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            Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
            Indeed. The entire scenario goes:

            Youth: Do you like wine gums?
            Lass: Yes
            Youth (whipping out said member): Well wind your gums round this.


            Or that's how I was wooed in my teenage years.
            These days aren't piccies posted as part of text messages in courting? Or is that just Bagpuss?

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              Went to the shop. I think that will be the pinnacle of today's achievements

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                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                Went to the shop. I think that will be the pinnacle of today's achievements
                Pinnacle of my day was failing to get a dvd to play because of copy protection.

                It was ok the last time I tried it.

                Tonight, no joy.

                Ho fecking hum.

                I'll have to dig out that scart selector thingie that's hidden somewhere.

                I wanted to watch "The Killers" (1946, Burt Lancaster).

                Failing that, The Lone Ranger. The one where Tonto wears a dead bird on his head.

                Marvellous.

                Also, mint is a right bugger to dig up. It spreads underground & forms a mat of roots.

                Bastard stuff.

                I found a gooseberry bush in the middle of it all.

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                  Join IPSE

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                    Half day today.

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