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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Demonstrating nicely that 6 sausages is not too many for two.
    Two fat barstewards more like!
    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

    Norrahe's blog

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      Also, the variable named "average" isn't actually an average, it's a sum.



      Which explains why it's 16 times bigger than it should be.

      Doh!



      Driller's drill is getting slower, battery going flat.

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        Originally posted by norrahe View Post
        Two fat barstewards more like!

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          Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
          Also, the variable named "average" isn't actually an average, it's a sum.



          Which explains why it's 16 times bigger than it should be.

          Doh!



          Driller's drill is getting slower, battery going flat.
          "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

          Norrahe's blog

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            Originally posted by norrahe View Post
            I just realised I have one aged steak left in the freezer, might save that till Friday when Mr N is out.
            Note to self, hide steak so that Mr N doesn't find it.
            "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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              Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
              This whole fruit or vegetable classification is silly. If it were up to me, it would be a case of "acceptable addition to a summer drink" or "plantstuff - warning: may be toxic"
              Zen.

              Chury.

              Om.

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                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
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                Plus, wtf am I going to do with all the bacon in the freezer.
                Obvious solution; chop it up and fry it with liver and some chopped onions. Accompany with fava beans and a nice chianti.
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                  Note to self, hide steak so that Mr N doesn't find it.
                  Devious woman!
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                    Obvious solution; chop it up and fry it with liver and some chopped onions. Accompany with fava beans and a nice chianti.
                    You may have something there, unfortunately my butcher doesn't do liver, for some odd reason.

                    Maybe I could get some from Tesco, the next time I see it reduced.

                    It's too long until the next census.

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                      Appt with quack for tomorrow.

                      Anticipate anti-inflammatories and 'come back in a month'.

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