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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    "We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose."

    Or in Pondy's case, old and decrepit, sewage stained and dragged out of the gutter, drenched in stale piss, beaten about head and body and dumped in a bin liner.


    Still crunchy though.
    Watched Monty Python live then?
    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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      Morning all
      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

      Norrahe's blog

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        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


        Morning all.



        Another hot day at the funny farm.


        It is indeed.
        "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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          Originally posted by mudskipper View Post


          Just done the BBC which sport quiz

          BBC News - Which sport are you made for? Take our test


          1) Triathlon - still never done one, but on my todo list!
          2) Cycling (middle distance)
          3) Cycling (long distance)
          Reckons I should be a boxer or a wrestler.

          No mention of guns, which would be my preference.

          Big guns especially.

          Are Barrett 50 cals used much in competition?

          Or Desert Eagle 50AE?

          Just asking like.

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            funny you should talk of guns

            taking the family to Flo-Rida next year and on a whim I decided to check out what gun club/shooting ranges there are in the disney area - quite a few apparently.

            normal targets cost a dollar - zombie targets a dollar twenty five.

            Oh and you can shoot a .44 magnum

            Missus oPM did not seem keen!

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              Originally posted by DaveB View Post
              "We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose."

              Or in Pondy's case, old and decrepit, sewage stained and dragged out of the gutter, drenched in stale piss, beaten about head and body and dumped in a bin liner.


              Still crunchy though.
              Pondy opens Mylist.xls and types DaveB in cell A3.


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                Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                Pondy opens Mylist.xls and types DaveB in cell A3.


                You sunk my Battleship!
                Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                  Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                  Pondy opens Mylist.xls and types DaveB in cell A3.


                  Calm down ladies!
                  "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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                    Morning all

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                      I'm working on this project with another contractor who keeps saying he's going to do stuff and appears to be sitting at his desk doing something, yet when I check the commit logs this morning he hasn't committed anything in about 2 weeks. It's just 'bunk, bunk, bunk' all the way down

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