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[NickFitz]

I wonder if the mad woman who thinks I'm a journalist from the Leicester Mecury will be hiding in the bushes at the back of MFI to shout abuse at me? I've managed to miss her the past couple of weeks

The funny thing is that I actually know the journalist she thinks I am, in a casual bar-room nodding kind of way.

He can't work out why she might be annoyed at him - he's never written about her or anything, although he knows of her. He's quite pleased that, if he has to have a deranged stalker, at least she's stalking someone else (i.e. me) so I don't think he's planning to correct her misunderstanding

[DS23]

have you ever masturbated outdoors?

[Jog On]

have you ever had sex oudoors?

Yes I went to boarding school

And no it was a mixed school with girls

[FiveTimes]

have you ever had sex oudoors?

Does a car count ?

[cailin maith]

have you ever swallowed your own vomit?

By accident yes... and then puked it all up again anyway!

[PRC1964]

That rings a bell with me - were we friends?

Maybe. It was in Sussex.

[realityhack]

for the boys: have you ever faked an orgasm?

Yes, although I don't remember why - I think I just wanted to get it over and done with - not the finest of hours with a very strange woman.

have you ever cross-dressed?

For stage, yes, and once as a 'st trinians' schoolgirl to go out clubbing. I refused to shave my legs, so all my leg hairs showed through the tights, weird.

are you sure?

Yes.

[FiveTimes]

have you ever masturbated outdoors?

No Next.

[PRC1964]

have you ever had sex oudoors?

Oh yes.

[cailin maith]

have you ever masturbated outdoors?

No but been