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[norrahe]

A man with a big chopper? What's not to like?

I prefer quality, not quantity.

[norrahe]

You are waiting for a bloke to sort out your skirt, steak? Is there not a queue?

[norrahe]

None of the little people are around and the NorPusses aren't much help.

I'm getting a tad worried about your smurf fetish, dearie!

[SimonMac]

I'm getting a tad worried about your smurf fetish, dearie!

Stand on a chair, look me in the eye and say that!

[norrahe]

Stand on a chair, look me in the eye and say that!

If I stood on a chair I'd be taller than you, you're not that tall.

I'm still waiting for that bottle of wine!

[SimonMac]

If I stood on a chair I'd be taller than you, you're not that tall.

I'm still waiting for that bottle of wine!

It kinda got drunk (was very nice by the way) will bring another (couple) back from Spain next month for you

[norrahe]

Well the plinten bloke has been and gone as he forgot summat.

[norrahe]

It kinda got drunk (was very nice by the way) will bring another (couple) back from Spain next month for you

And will they be posted to cloggers?

[BrilloPad]

A man with a big chopper? What's not to like?

My wife always told me it was what I did with it. Maybe she was just trying to spare my feelings.....

[Alias]

Bit knackered now after an hour on the cross trainer, 35 mins tread followed by an hour swim...