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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Time to worry when it autonomously uses the last sheet of paper to print PC LOAD LETTER in letters of blood
    Better than red rum

    All work and no play make Bunk a dull boy

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      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
      There was nothing there, so either the ghost who did the printing collected his output, or the printer was just making printing noises for the fun of it.
      Or you are going mad.

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        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        There was nothing there, so either the ghost who did the printing collected his output, or the printer was just making printing noises for the fun of it.
        Mr N used to send stuff to the printer upstairs when I was in the office just to frighten the bejaysus out of me. It used to also frighten NorPussII as he liked to sleep on it, which was never a good idea as he is a lardy barsteward!
        "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

        Norrahe's blog

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          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Or you are going mad.
          Going????
          "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

          Norrahe's blog

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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Or you are going madder.
            FTFM

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              Originally posted by norrahe View Post
              Going????
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              FTFM
              You beat me to it. Like MS to the millenium.....

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                My landlord was away for 2 weeks in Middle East. I went to living room after a week of not being in there. Cherry stone in middle of carpet. I nearly freaked.

                Took me 24 hours to see another cheery stone near fireplace. Then a lump of cherry stones in the surround. Some bird had dropped it down the chimney - the cherry stone must have rolled 2 metres.

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                  Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                  Mr N used to send stuff to the printer upstairs when I was in the office just to frighten the bejaysus out of me. It used to also frighten NorPussII as he liked to sleep on it, which was never a good idea as he is a lardy barsteward!
                  Our printer sits in the garage. The odds of anyone hearing it are roughly the same as me visiting it and not finding 5 uncollected prints waiting to be collected...
                  merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                    Self Assessment done and I cocked up with last years payments and it seems I owe HMRC £3.60, I think they can wait for that!
                    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                      Nice. Think I need a cuppa too.
                      Mill.

                      Of.

                      The.

                      Ennium.

                      Zen.

                      Of.

                      The.

                      Chury.

                      Om.

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