test please delete

[FiveTimes]

Whoops

Looks like I missed something. Time for a quick fix and hopefully no-one will notice

Too slow. Someone spotted it.

Its fixed now, however the arse that is our scrum master will no doubt be made aware of the issue and try to make a mountain out of it.

[Bunk]

Too slow. Someone spotted it.

Its fixed now, however the arse that is our scrum master will no doubt be made aware of the issue and try to make a mountain out of it.

Blame it on testing

[FiveTimes]

Blame it on testing

I'll try that.

[FiveTimes]

I'll try that.

But we dont have a testing team

[NickFitz]

Blame it on testing

I'll try that.

But we dont have a testing team

I like the fact that it took you nine minutes to realise that

[Bunk]

But we dont have a testing team

Perfect.

This is exactly why we need a proper testing team!

[Bunk]

I have lots of experience of making sure nothing is my fault.

They don't call me Slopey Shoulders Bunk for nothing.

Or at all actually

[norrahe]

I have lots of experience of making sure nothing is my fault.

They don't call me Slopey Shoulders Bunk for nothing.

Or at all actually

I thought it was Teflon Bunk or TB for short!

[Mich the Tester]

But we dont have a testing team

It wouldn't help if the testing's set up like it is here.

We have people who write automated test cases but refuse to test manually, so don't understand why their automated cases keep failing.

We have people who write manual test cases, but don't ever actually execute tests so their test cases are damn near impossible to execute given constraints of limited time and a limited number of hands and eyes.

Then we have people like me (actually just one of me and a dev) who actually test and basically ignore all the tulip produced by the two test teams I have just described.

Apparently it all complies with CMMi; oh well that's alright then.

[norrahe]

Found out the person I'm replacing is back sooner than I thought, given my contract is for a month longer, not sure what will happen here.

Might start chatting to other departments and see if I can land summat else.