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Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
Zen.
Chury.
Especially since it's 12 days since I was in there with ZeitMater the last time.
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I'm sat here wasting some time because in about 10 mins or so I have to go & visit ZeitMater.
I shall not share with her ZeitPater's news.
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI'm sat here wasting some time because in about 10 mins or so I have to go & visit ZeitMater.
I shall not share with her ZeitPater's news.
You're an engineering type person. How about an old person uprighter? Most of the time that mother has fallen, she hasn't been badly hurt, but because she's old and knackered, can't get herself up again. As the attending paramedic put it on Friday "She was praying to the commode".Comment
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As so often, I'm wishing I'd started cooking dinner an hour earlier than I actually did. Famished, but it isn't quite perfect yetComment
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I was famished too.
Having had breakfast at 6:30, and consumed one of my rolls as I was walking from the carpark to A&E, I was fortunate that ZeitPater didn't want 3 of his sandwiches.
So I ate them.
An hour later he'd forgotten that he'd had anything at all.
It's quite worrying in its way.Comment
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In other news, it turns out that one of the ladies visiting the lady in the next bed to ZeitMater remembers ZeitPater from when he worked in retail selling tvs & wireless sets.
Which he stopped doing some 40 years ago when they made him redundant.
Several years ago, while ZeitPater was incarcerated yet again, a lady turned up who'd worked with him in that shoppe.
If she hadn't recognized him, I don't think he'd have known who she was, having changed a tad between the ages of 25 & 65.Comment
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