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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    "Your package is delayed in the customs clearance process"

    FFS.
    I think you can assume your Columbian Marching powder will not arrive.

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      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
      Mr ms just went to get his finger x-rayed. The radiologist (lady) asked if it was OK if she touched him.
      Where was she planning to touch him?

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        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        Mr ms just went to get his finger x-rayed. The radiologist (lady) asked if it was OK if she touched him.
        Where was she planning to touch him?
        WBPS

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          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Where was she planning to touch him?
          I wonder how many gentlemen respond with "Yes please".

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            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            Nah.

            Oddly it's for a piece of art.

            I do all sorts of odd designs for the arty types.

            Does it look like this?

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              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              "At the interface of arts and technology" - you should get that Melvin Bragg in to do a documentary
              It's oddly satisfying.

              Of course I only pull the stops out for the girlies.

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                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                I was due for a medication review at the GP's, so I'd made an appointment for Monday morning at 9am.

                Earlier on, I got a phone call from the surgery, offering me an appointment this afternoon instead - not on the grounds of convenience or anything, but because on Monday the normal GP is away and I would have to see "a lady doctor"

                Obviously I don't care in the slightest if I see a "lady doctor". Still took the appointment this afternoon, because it means I don't have to get up early on Monday.

                All very odd; I can only assume that many of their male patients don't like seeing "lady doctors", possible due to some cultural thing related to being of Indian descent or origins. Surprised the practise panders to such attitudes, though.
                One must admit it was a bit offputting having one's farmers examined by a lady doctor (complete with rubber glove & lube).



                However, no more offputting than having one's testicles examined by a gentleman doctor.

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                  Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                  Mr ms just went to get his finger x-rayed. The radiologist (lady) asked if it was OK if she touched him.
                  Wossup with his finger?

                  Dare I ask?

                  Oh.

                  I just did.

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                    Originally posted by Bunk View Post
                    Does it look like this?

                    Yup.

                    Fortunately it's not detected that particular type of very unfriendly alien as yet.

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                      In other news, I just ate half a tin of spam.

                      It wasn't off.

                      Dunno why I had the urge to eat it, but it was quite nice.



                      Night all.

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