I suppose I better go and get dressed, have someone coming to measure for curtains in a but and I don't think they'd be impressed if I was still in my bathrobe.
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Might get entirely the wrong idea, fnaaaar, fnaaar.Originally posted by norrahe View PostI suppose I better go and get dressed, have someone coming to measure for curtains in a but and I don't think they'd be impressed if I was still in my bathrobe.Comment
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Everyone around me has pissed off to the pub. Perhaps I'll go eat their cakes while they're gone.
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He has, I did manage to get dressed before he arrivedOriginally posted by zeitghost View PostCurtains man been yet?
Just askin', like.

I will however have to feck orf in a bit to sort out my will and this stupid contract b*****ks.
Apparently here you have to have a contract in place if you are living together and not married and you have bought a house together, otherwise if you snuff it, my family would get everything.
In the UK, you just get joint ownership written into the deeds and its done.Comment
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Didn't make it to MaccyD's. Walking past KFC some guy banged on the window. I thought it was a tramp at first, but turned out it was MF, so joined him for a chicken burger instead. First KFC in years - very nice it was too. Good to introduce a little variety into my lunchtime menu.Comment
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So this first class lounge that MF keeps referring to is actually the local KFC?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostDidn't make it to MaccyD's. Walking past KFC some guy banged on the window. I thought it was a tramp at first, but turned out it was MF, so joined him for a chicken burger instead. First KFC in years - very nice it was too. Good to introduce a little variety into my lunchtime menu.Comment
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That's wot I said. He apparently "flew back last night". As we didn't have a "too early for champagne" thread, I think his story is definitely showing holes.Originally posted by norrahe View PostSo this first class lounge that MF keeps referring to is actually the local KFC?Comment
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