Only two hours and I can feck orf home
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
test please delete
Collapse
This is a sticky topic.
X
X
Collapse
-
-
Originally posted by mudskipper View Postbucolic - a word that sounds like it should be something very nastyComment
-
Originally posted by covbob View PostMorning all.
Been off to the hospital this morning with Mrs C for 18-week scan on our sprog.
Woke up with a real start this morning: I'd been having a dream where Mich the Tester and Nickfitz were helping me implement BGP on a new site I'd been commissioning. Scary stuff...Comment
-
Comment
-
Originally posted by norrahe View PostOnly two hours and I can feck orf homeComment
-
Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostSomeone has scheduled a meeting today at 5pm and I really want to be heading back to my hotel room by then
Yesterday when the manager decided that the team could feck orf early, she was the only one who did, the rest of us had work to do.Comment
-
Aromagirl is a tad ripe this arvo, doesn't help someone has opened a window and the wind is blowing in my directionComment
-
Originally posted by norrahe View PostAromagirl is a tad ripe this arvo, doesn't help someone has opened a window and the wind is blowing in my direction
Nice.
We have armpits and feet man in our office. Wears the same fleece jacket every day (all day) and leaves his shoes under the desk at night.
The first action every morning is to open the door and all of the windows, unless my other colleague who likes to have the heater on whatever the weather is in.Comment
-
Bought my tickets for the Big Green Egg members dayComment
-
Bored.
Now.
And I've still got 3rd year esteemed customers working on "their" projects.
Bit late for that.
Vauxhall Vivas tomorrow & Thursday.
<ZG in "heartless alien bastard" mode>Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Streamline Your Retirement with iSIPP: A Solution for Contractor Pensions Sep 1 09:13
- Making the most of pension lump sums: overview for contractors Sep 1 08:36
- Umbrella company tribunal cases are opening up; are your wages subject to unlawful deductions, too? Aug 31 08:38
- Contractors, relabelling 'labour' as 'services' to appear 'fully contracted out' won't dupe IR35 inspectors Aug 31 08:30
- How often does HMRC check tax returns? Aug 30 08:27
- Work-life balance as an IT contractor: 5 top tips from a tech recruiter Aug 30 08:20
- Autumn Statement 2023 tipped to prioritise mental health, in a boost for UK workplaces Aug 29 08:33
- Final reminder for contractors to respond to the umbrella consultation (closing today) Aug 29 08:09
- Top 5 most in demand cyber security contract roles Aug 25 08:38
- Changes to the right to request flexible working are incoming, but how will contractors be affected? Aug 24 08:25
Comment