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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostFecking pic program crosses a page boundary.
Major flaw.
Dunno how it worked in the other buggy.
Ho fecking hum.
Used a macro that does far calls.
Did I really write this pile of tulipe?
Must have been on drugs.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostMust have been on drugs.Comment
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Well it sort of does something.
Or at least it does detect the difference between the white line & the black hardboard.
Which is something, if not much.
Software is horrendous.
I can't believe I wrote it.Comment
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Byeeeee
I think I have an evening off from 'orspital visiting.
Thank the almighty crunchie for that.
Om.Comment
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Went shopping on the way home, as I needed petrol and food. This meant I didn't get home until nearly 7. So of course I bought ingredients for a meal that needed half-an-hour of preparation (meaning I couldn't be bothered to start as soon as I got in) and a couple of hours cooking
Dinner should be ready in about forty minutes. Once I've eaten it, it'll be time for bed.
I would have been perfectly happy with fish fingers and chips, taking maybe twenty minutes topsComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostWent shopping on the way home, as I needed petrol and food. This meant I didn't get home until nearly 7. So of course I bought ingredients for a meal that needed half-an-hour of preparation (meaning I couldn't be bothered to start as soon as I got in) and a couple of hours cooking
Dinner should be ready in about forty minutes. Once I've eaten it, it'll be time for bed.
I would have been perfectly happy with fish fingers and chips, taking maybe twenty minutes topsJoin IPSEComment
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