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Great Fosters, lovely place, went there for a friends wedding many years ago. -
Better than dogs. Woman at parkrun brought her dog along. I said hello to it, at which point it thrust its nose into my groin and refused to move until a new victim came along and got the same treatment.Originally posted by hyperD View PostMorning!
T-2 days to go! Tired. Mother's 70th birthday yesterday - had a really good meal at Great Fosters.
hyperMog#2 licked my nose in order to get me up to get him his food. I shouted "Not the nose! Not the nose!" much to the amusement of GF#1.

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Sounds like it was well trained then.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostBetter than dogs. Woman at parkrun brought her dog along. I said hello to it, at which point it thrust its nose into my groin and refused to move until a new victim came along and got the same treatment.
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There should be a new offence - sexual assault with a dog.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostSounds like it was well trained then.
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And yet when I did it you didn't bat an eye lid!Originally posted by mudskipper View PostBetter than dogs. Woman at parkrun brought her dog along. I said hello to it, at which point it thrust its nose into my groin and refused to move until a new victim came along and got the same treatment.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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I hope when I am reincarnated I will be a dog.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostBetter than dogs. Woman at parkrun brought her dog along. I said hello to it, at which point it thrust its nose into my groin and refused to move until a new victim came along and got the same treatment.
There is already. I was found not guilty of it a few years ago - I bribed the judge.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostThere should be a new offence - sexual assault with a dog.Comment
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I am now eating Yoghurt. Yeo valley. Blueberry. 2 for £2 from tesco.
I have a chance to win a camper van on each of them.Comment
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Morning denizens
Nice spring day out here. The windmill seems to be enjoying it
The cows are lying down though
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No camper van for me today.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI am now eating Yoghurt. Yeo valley. Blueberry. 2 for £2 from tesco.
I have a chance to win a camper van on each of them.Comment
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Kitcheb table has now arrived
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