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    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
    Morning!

    T-2 days to go! Tired. Mother's 70th birthday yesterday - had a really good meal at Great Fosters.

    hyperMog#2 licked my nose in order to get me up to get him his food. I shouted "Not the nose! Not the nose!" much to the amusement of GF#1.

    Great Fosters, lovely place, went there for a friends wedding many years ago.
    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

    Norrahe's blog

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      Originally posted by hyperD View Post
      Morning!

      T-2 days to go! Tired. Mother's 70th birthday yesterday - had a really good meal at Great Fosters.

      hyperMog#2 licked my nose in order to get me up to get him his food. I shouted "Not the nose! Not the nose!" much to the amusement of GF#1.

      Better than dogs. Woman at parkrun brought her dog along. I said hello to it, at which point it thrust its nose into my groin and refused to move until a new victim came along and got the same treatment.

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        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        Better than dogs. Woman at parkrun brought her dog along. I said hello to it, at which point it thrust its nose into my groin and refused to move until a new victim came along and got the same treatment.
        Sounds like it was well trained then.

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          Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
          Sounds like it was well trained then.
          There should be a new offence - sexual assault with a dog.

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            Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
            Better than dogs. Woman at parkrun brought her dog along. I said hello to it, at which point it thrust its nose into my groin and refused to move until a new victim came along and got the same treatment.
            And yet when I did it you didn't bat an eye lid!
            Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
            I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

            I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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              Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
              Better than dogs. Woman at parkrun brought her dog along. I said hello to it, at which point it thrust its nose into my groin and refused to move until a new victim came along and got the same treatment.
              I hope when I am reincarnated I will be a dog.

              Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
              There should be a new offence - sexual assault with a dog.
              There is already. I was found not guilty of it a few years ago - I bribed the judge.

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                I am now eating Yoghurt. Yeo valley. Blueberry. 2 for £2 from tesco.

                I have a chance to win a camper van on each of them.

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                  Morning denizens

                  Nice spring day out here. The windmill seems to be enjoying it

                  The cows are lying down though

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                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    I am now eating Yoghurt. Yeo valley. Blueberry. 2 for £2 from tesco.

                    I have a chance to win a camper van on each of them.
                    No camper van for me today.

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                      Kitcheb table has now arrived
                      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                      Norrahe's blog

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