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    #id
    As they were drinking, they suddenly saw the wherry sailing away from the staithe!

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      #id
      The wherryman's friends had crept up and stolen the wherry, to prevent it falling into the hands of the Crown

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        #id
        Naturally, the Customs men rushed out to their cutter, to set sail in pursuit

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          #id
          But upon boarding the vessel, they discovered that the wherryman's mates, before taking the wherry, had removed every single rope from the cutter - so they couldn't raise so much as a jib
          Last edited by NickFitz; 27 April 2014, 21:40.

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            #id
            So they had to stand there on the now-useless Customs cutter and watch the wherry sail merrily off down the river

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              #id
              The wherryman's mates took the wherry down to Oulton Broad, where they sank it in a reed bed at a remote part of the broad.

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                #id
                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                But upon boarding the vessel, they discovered that the wherryman's mates, before taking the wherry, had removed every single top from the cutter - so they couldn't raise so much as a jib
                PALI!

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                  #id
                  And when he got out of prison, maybe a year or so later, they raised the wherry again, gave it a different name, and he was back in business

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                    PALI!
                    Nice, isn't it

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                      PALI!
                      Though it doesn't help that autocorrect had for some reason changed "rope" to "top"

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