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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    I sense a real storm is about to kick off at clientco.
    Got the in and report back with anything entertaining..
    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      Did she say "You are busted, Scumbag" in appropriate Sgt Belker fashion?

      No, she led the police to the changing room where he was changing out of his nursing kit and they went in and arrested him in his undies. They found money stored in his locker and stuffed in socks and UV marked money in the pockets of the trousers he'd been wearing, then after allowing him to put his clothes on they marched him off to a police car (in full view of all the staff) and took him off to the station. Before questioning he was suspended from work, as the legal people advise, then he confessed to 14 thefts at the police station, and then Lady Tester went along to the station and gave him summary dismissal. Apparently he was full of apologies and crying his eyes out, said he was in serious debt and needed money to live and so on. Well, he's in even more trouble now. No job, soon to get a criminal record, no unemployment benefits because losing is job was his own fault under Dutch law, and might well lose his registration for nursing.
      Last edited by Mich the Tester; 23 April 2014, 07:53.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        Originally posted by eek View Post
        Got the in and report back with anything entertaining..
        There is a real power struggle and land grab going on. however if you are going to try and grab all the juicy work you need to be able to deliver them.

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          If anyone loved flappy birds or loved 2048 I give you Flappy 48

          Not mine but I enjoy inflicting it on others....
          merely at clientco for the entertainment

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            Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
            Morning

            12 degrees, sunny, Daimler perfect, Tester experienced some starting problems.
            Need some viagra?

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              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              No, she led the police to the changing room where he was changing out of his nursing kit and they went in and arrested him in his undies. They found money stored in his locker and stuffed in socks and UV marked money in the pockets of the trousers he'd been wearing, then after allowing him to put his clothes on they marched him off to a police car (in full view of all the staff) and took him off to the station. Before questioning he was suspended from work, as the legal people advise, then he confessed to 14 thefts at the police station, and then Lady Tester went along to the station and gave him summary dismissal. Apparently he was full of apologies and crying his eyes out, said he was in serious debt and needed money to live and so on. Well, he's in even more trouble now. No job, soon to get a criminal record, no unemployment benefits because losing is job was his own fault under Dutch law, and might well lose his registration for nursing.
              Poor sod.

              That's worse than being bitten on the leg by Belker.

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                Well there we are.

                A mere 4 esteemed customers this morning.

                There were 5, but one wandered off in a huff after I declined the opportunity to fix his software for him.

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                  And another 3 wander in, a mere 50 minutes late.

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                    And another one: an hour and 20 minutes late.

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                      There's exactly 3 weeks until the hand in of the report, and 4 weeks until the final viva.

                      So far I've seen absoluckingfutely nothing that will follow a white line.

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