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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostDid she say "You are busted, Scumbag" in appropriate Sgt Belker fashion?
Last edited by Mich the Tester; 23 April 2014, 07:53.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by eek View PostGot the in and report back with anything entertaining..Comment
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If anyone loved flappy birds or loved 2048 I give you Flappy 48
Not mine but I enjoy inflicting it on others....merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostMorning
12 degrees, sunny, Daimler perfect, Tester experienced some starting problems.Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostNo, she led the police to the changing room where he was changing out of his nursing kit and they went in and arrested him in his undies. They found money stored in his locker and stuffed in socks and UV marked money in the pockets of the trousers he'd been wearing, then after allowing him to put his clothes on they marched him off to a police car (in full view of all the staff) and took him off to the station. Before questioning he was suspended from work, as the legal people advise, then he confessed to 14 thefts at the police station, and then Lady Tester went along to the station and gave him summary dismissal. Apparently he was full of apologies and crying his eyes out, said he was in serious debt and needed money to live and so on. Well, he's in even more trouble now. No job, soon to get a criminal record, no unemployment benefits because losing is job was his own fault under Dutch law, and might well lose his registration for nursing.
That's worse than being bitten on the leg by Belker.Comment
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Well there we are.
A mere 4 esteemed customers this morning.
There were 5, but one wandered off in a huff after I declined the opportunity to fix his software for him.Comment
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There's exactly 3 weeks until the hand in of the report, and 4 weeks until the final viva.
So far I've seen absoluckingfutely nothing that will follow a white line.Comment
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