And then there are others who just type the stuff coz they're sad geeks from Gorn.
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Are you sure you don't want to tell us before our perverted minds make it far far worse than what really occurred.Originally posted by Bellona View PostUmmmmmm
Not today
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So you floozy and I'm sure the hamster will recover from the trauma....merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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WHSOriginally posted by eek View PostAre you sure you don't want to tell us before our perverted minds make it far far worse than what really occurred.
So you floozy and I'm sure the hamster will recover from the trauma....And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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perverted minds? You guys ? Surely notOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostWHS
I can't deny being a bit of a floozy but can assure you I don't have a hamster, or any pets btw
Sorry to disappoint, it was just an expression ( for which a note to self will ensure is avoided)
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Armageddon!Originally posted by eek View PostAre you sure you don't want to tell us before our perverted minds make it far far worse than what really occurred.
So you floozy and I'm sure the hamster will recover from the trauma....
Armageddon!
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Today we shall be building a Stylophone using a 555 timer.
<ZG in "them were the days, tie me kangaroo down sport" mode>Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostToday we shall be building a Stylophone using a 555 timer.
<ZG in "them were the days, tie me kangaroo down sport" mode>
i wouldn't be describing Rolf Harris songs as "them were the days" IMHO
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especially one talking about BDSM and bestiality.Originally posted by Bellona View Post
i wouldn't be describing Rolf Harris songs as "them were the days" IMHOmerely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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