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Are we back to your bendy legs over your head again?
I forgot I told you about that.... When I was out on Sat night one of the girls didn't believe I could do it.... so I did my party trick on the stage.... easy knowing I had a number of vodkas in me... I even got a free drink off the DJ and a round of applause...
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
I forgot I told you about that.... When I was out on Sat night one of the girls didn't believe I could do it.... so I did my party trick on the stage.... easy knowing I had a number of vodkas in me... I even got a free drink off the DJ and a round of applause...
You told me in one of the frowned upon flirty threads...
Hypothetically speaking, how many vodkas does it take? Just so I can make sure you don't have that many at the Xmas do, you understand
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Too damn right. The half-marathon, the triathlon, that stupid one with the water jump and anything with hurdles. Send the blinkin' lot of 'em back where they come from, that's what I say. Filthy European rubbish. Bah! We don't need their sort over here, thankyouverymuch.
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The Prime Minister will be making a statement concerning the Wine Gum to the House this evening. However senior officials are briefing that the Wine Gum was consumed by an unnamed chimpanzee in the Department of Confectionery.
Did he remember to stick it up his bum first?
(Reference: the joke about the snooker balls)
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