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    #23481
    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    - Government safety broadcast, 1953
    It's ok luvvie - I know mine and am quite happy with them...
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      #23482
      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      It's ok luvvie - I know mine and am quite happy with them...
      Are we back to your bendy legs over your head again?
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        #23483
        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        I'm out with the girls tonight fella's
        Pics in custard tomorrow! Hot Lesbo Carling Action Day!

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          #23484
          Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
          Are we back to your bendy legs over your head again?
          I forgot I told you about that.... When I was out on Sat night one of the girls didn't believe I could do it.... so I did my party trick on the stage.... easy knowing I had a number of vodkas in me... I even got a free drink off the DJ and a round of applause...
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            #23485
            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            I forgot I told you about that.... When I was out on Sat night one of the girls didn't believe I could do it.... so I did my party trick on the stage.... easy knowing I had a number of vodkas in me... I even got a free drink off the DJ and a round of applause...
            You told me in one of the frowned upon flirty threads...

            Hypothetically speaking, how many vodkas does it take? Just so I can make sure you don't have that many at the Xmas do, you understand
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              #23486
              Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
              You told me in one of the frowned upon flirty threads...

              Hypothetically speaking, how many vodkas does it take? Just so I can make sure you don't have that many at the Xmas do, you understand
              now that would be telling!!!
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                #23487
                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                now that would be telling!!!
                How do you expect me to look after you if you won't tell me how many vodkas it takes to get you on stage with your legs in the air?
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                  #23488
                  Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                  Racist!
                  Too damn right. The half-marathon, the triathlon, that stupid one with the water jump and anything with hurdles. Send the blinkin' lot of 'em back where they come from, that's what I say. Filthy European rubbish. Bah! We don't need their sort over here, thankyouverymuch.
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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                    #23489
                    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                    How do you expect me to look after you if you won't tell me how many vodkas it takes to get you on stage with your legs in the air?
                    Ok ..... shhhhhh then,




                    About 5...
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                      #23490
                      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                      The Prime Minister will be making a statement concerning the Wine Gum to the House this evening. However senior officials are briefing that the Wine Gum was consumed by an unnamed chimpanzee in the Department of Confectionery.
                      Did he remember to stick it up his bum first?

                      (Reference: the joke about the snooker balls)
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