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    #232321
    Can the last one to leave switch off the lights please? I thought I'd be next to go but I've been beaten

    It's like rats off a sinking ship around here lately

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      #232322
      Originally posted by Alias View Post
      and maybe law type people...
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        #232323
        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        With regards to the human remains thing, I'm taking lessons from "Dexter" & Heisenberg.

        Now where did I put that chainsaw and HF?
        Assuming we ever get to complete on this bloody house purchase, there are two chainsaws in the cellar.

        And some kind of floor flattening / pounding machine.
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          #232324
          Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
          Assuming we ever get to complete on this bloody house purchase, there are two chainsaws in the cellar.

          And some kind of floor flattening / pounding machine.
          You could make a fortune with that stuff and a camera.
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #232325
            Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
            Assuming we ever get to complete on this bloody house purchase, there are two chainsaws in the cellar.

            And some kind of floor flattening / pounding machine.
            What do you mean ever exchange? Me and simon mac are planning to visit one lunchtime in early september
            merely at clientco for the entertainment

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              #232326
              My biatch has his probation meeting now, he doesn't realise he's getting the boot today.
              "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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                #232327
                Originally posted by eek View Post
                What do you mean ever exchange? Me and simon mac are planning to visit one lunchtime in early september
                Exchange isn't a problem, it's the completion

                Given that we're seeing the solicitor this afternoon, I fully expect to be serving 20 to life for her gruesome murder by the end of the summer...
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                  #232328
                  Originally posted by Bunk View Post
                  Stick with the ricin Zeity, less cleaning up to do


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                    #232329
                    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                    My biatch has his probation meeting now, he doesn't realise he's getting the boot today.
                    Hard but fair.

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                      #232330
                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


                      Echelon



                      Ah yes, rice, I meant rice

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