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    After 10 miles I got a puncture!

    Then got to work and found I had packed no trousers!

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      Some days one in the pigeon and some days one is the statue - guess which one I am today?

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        erm...the one who will be pushing his bike home?

        Join IPSE

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          Originally posted by Alias View Post
          erm...the one who will be pushing his bike home?

          How are you?

          One of the advantages of London is everything is fixable. At 7:55 I set off for bike shop in Victoria. Arrived at 8:00 as they opened. Left bike and went to M&S(shame it was not Spencer and Marks really) for troosers. Back at 8:15. Puncture & saddle fixed. Back at desk at 8:20.

          I LOVE London!

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            Originally posted by Bunk View Post
            Actually a milennium, millenium, millennium thousand
            So it is, so it is.

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              One problem today was that I only cycled in - no rowing in the gym.

              So I feel a bit aggressive now.

              Anyone want a fight? Or am I looking in the wrong place?

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                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                One problem today was that I only cycled in - no rowing in the gym.

                So I feel a bit aggressive now.

                Anyone want a fight? Or am I looking in the wrong place?
                Pick a work colleague. The next one with a problem (or just someone random in HR)
                merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                  ah the joys of an inner city

                  I'm not too bad today, healthy doses of exercise/hockey at the weekend with bit of relaxation thrown in for good measure. Shame to be back in the office today to spoil it
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                    Originally posted by eek View Post
                    Pick a work colleague. The next one with a problem (or just someone random in HR)


                    Once again tpd comes up with the right answer!

                    I will report back on the results.

                    I missed one earlier - some guy in Singapore pings me stupid questions. His most stupid question :-

                    Him - "If size is in millions - how do I enter 377,000?"
                    Me - "0.377"



                    Another one I had recently :-

                    Muppet - "If I have total sixe of 51m divided into 24m and 27m and I have to input in percentages, what do I input?"
                    Me - 24*100/51 and 27*100/51

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                      Originally posted by Alias View Post
                      ah the joys of an inner city

                      I'm not too bad today, healthy doses of exercise/hockey at the weekend with bit of relaxation thrown in for good measure. Shame to be back in the office today to spoil it
                      Well at least you have cuk to keep you sane!

                      What sort of exercise? This is tpd! We need details......

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