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Great.
The esteemed customers aren't allowed to play with mains, for obvious reasons.
Mostly the smell of cooking pork.
So I was a tad alarmed when one presented me with a 400V 50Hz 3 phase ac motor with a request to tell him how to connect it up.

Eventually went away with a 12V dc motor & a battery pack.Comment
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Just tried to type Regards at the end of an email.
Wrote Raged instead.
Contemplated leaving it like that
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostJust tried to type Regards at the end of an email.
Wrote Raged instead.
Contemplated leaving it like that
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I've just eaten most of a pack of donutsOriginally posted by hyperD View PostTruffletastic!
I'm hungry now!
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If they are ring ones then they are lower fat the the whole ones.Originally posted by norrahe View PostI've just eaten most of a pack of donuts
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Since when have I ever cared about anything being low fat?Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostIf they are ring ones then they are lower fat the the whole ones.
I've got deep fried chicken wings ( home made) on the menu for dinner tonight
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostJust tried to type Regards at the end of an email.
Wrote Raged instead.
Contemplated leaving it like that
Zen.
Chury.
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There's a strange chap sat in my pcb room.
Allegedly he's doing sommat with the fire alarms.
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