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I'll delegate it to my friend Marvin.Originally posted by DaveB View PostHe's lulling us into a false sense of despondancy.
Then when the time is right, he'll strike. If he can be bothered.
After I've changed all the diodes down his left side.Comment
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Ah yes.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostToday in the fruit basket we have Persimmon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia . A bit unusual.....
The funny tasting tomato.Comment
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Remember this?
Originally posted by zeitghost View PostWell, there's a thing.
The malodourous prospective esteemed customer who turned up a week or so ago turned up again this afternoon just as I was walking out of the building.
I'm afraid I didn't spend more than 10 seconds with him.
Which part of Friday morning was difficult to understand?
And it was last Friday morning he was supposed to turn up, not today.
Feckwhit.
Oh Dear(tm).
The strange feckwhit who's under the impression he's on the course wants to start.
With a mere 2 weeks of term left.
This may get interesting.
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Don't hang around waiting for him Zeity, time to go!Originally posted by zeitghost View PostOh Dear(tm).
The strange feckwhit who's under the impression he's on the course wants to start.
With a mere 2 weeks of term left.
This may get interesting.
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As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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