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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Do the helicopters play Wagner at you?

    I like helicopters that play Wagner.
    Sadly not, they just go "Whupawhupawhupawhupa" very loudly
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      My WAV machine now says "I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe".

      Which fits nicely into a 512k eprom.
      and just before it crashes it says;

      Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the darkness at Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.................
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        and just before it crashes it says;

        Time to die.................
        FTFY.

        Alternatively:


        +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++
        Last edited by DaveB; 30 May 2012, 13:19.
        "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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          Originally posted by DaveB View Post
          FTFY.
          Rutger Hauer would turn in his directors chair

          Cropping out the best bit indeed
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            Originally posted by Diver View Post
            and just before it crashes it says;

            Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the darkness at Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.................
            Sadly not. The eprom just ain't big enough.

            And the hex converter thingie doesn't cope with files larger than 64k at the moment.

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              The previous eprom had Leon saying "Wake up! It's time to die" in his inimitable fashion.

              Of course Leon didn't say much after that since he had his brains blown out by Rachel.

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                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                The previous eprom had Leon saying "Wake up! It's time to die" in his inimitable fashion.

                Of course Leon didn't say much after that since he had his brains blown out by Rachel.
                Que????????????????????????????????????
                "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                Norrahe's blog

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                  Afternoon all. I need some
                  If your company is the best place to work in, for a mere £500 p/d, you can advertise here.

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                    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                    Que????????????????????????????????????
                    You needed to be there

                    You youngsters!
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      Originally posted by pmeswani View Post
                      Afternoon all. I need some
                      why?
                      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                      Norrahe's blog

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