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[FiveTimes]

How is Mrs 5*

Does she still call out my name
It's not Oh! F#@&%$ T~#t by the way, that's just my wifes pet name for me

She grand ta. I think she has forgotten all about you

You want to hear some of the names she calls me

[FiveTimes]

Shall I get your coat for you?

I think there might be a little mileage in this as I have adopted the "can't be arsed" approach and the "do the min" attitude

[pmeswani]

You want to hear some of the names she calls me

Hot ar$e isn't one of them, is it?

[Diver]

My goodnes!

Really freakish weather here. Hailstones the size of olives mixed with hail the size of peas coming down and making a terrible racket. That's three times in a week we've had hail storms.

I blame the government

[FiveTimes]

Hot ar$e isn't one of them, is it?

nope and neither is donkey

[Diver]

Hail has stopped, now it's raining heavily

just waiting for the fish frogs and brass bedsteads to start falling from the sky

[Diver]

Still raining heavily, guess I won't be doing the garden this afternoon

[norrahe]

Builders have now gone.

Peace and quiet.

[norrahe]

Would it be unreasonable to ask the landlords to pay to have the house cleaned?

Despite plastic sheeting being put on all windows and doors the place is covered in dust.

They have given us a 50% discount in rent for the duration of the works. Didn't realise quite how bad the "double glazing" was till now.

[pmeswani]

Builders have now gone.

Peace and quiet.