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Its going to hurt either way as I'll have to extract myself from current clientco in a hurry and I've been here ages.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostIt's gonna hurt if you don't get it, and a peanut hunting monkey does.
To be honest I wouldn't be going for it if it wasn't so convenient. The pay aren't brilliant but it avoids the £200 or so a week living away adds on to the costs) and allows me to throw some more money at the work others are doing on plan b.
Next year I'm heading elsewhere Monday to Friday. The twins are hitting puberty and I want the escape.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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My wife tells me that there is no way I'm going to be allowed to work away when the girls hit puberty.Originally posted by eek View PostNext year I'm heading elsewhere Monday to Friday. The twins are hitting puberty and I want the escape.
I disagree with her.Comment
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My argument is that we need the cash and you won't have that if I'm in prison for murder.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostMy wife tells me that there is no way I'm going to be allowed to work away when the girls hit puberty.
I disagree with her.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Arrrgghhh! it's snowing!
Apparently the trains are up the spout already.
And I thought it was just the UK where everything came to a standstill.Comment
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<sing=Esteemed Customers> We don't need no education, we don't need no thought control, no dark sarcasm in the class room, Zeity leave them esteemed customers alone</sing>
Feck me.
Some of them are dense.
The Dark Sarcasm is rising in me.
I may go to the Dark Side.
Luke, I am your Father.
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Yes.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWas there anything interesting in the new scientist?
I read those bits first.Comment
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Er, quite.Originally posted by eek View Post
Well done. If nothing else it keeps the wood away from your bottom
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Originally posted by zeitghost View Post<sing=Esteemed Customers> We don't need no education, we don't need no thought control, no dark sarcasm in the class room, Zeity leave them esteemed customers alone</sing>
Feck me.
Some of them are dense.
The Dark Sarcasm is rising in me.
I may go to the Dark Side.
Luke, I am your Father.
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How did eek know that Faqqer resorts to gay pron films to keep away from the bench?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostEr, quite.
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